'i feel like a pig shat in my head'

as you may know, on wednesday we had a big party at which i got very drunk and walked into the kitchen door. this at the time amused me no end and i ran around showing people my bruise. however, i awoke on friday morning unable to open my left eye. i then had a minor nosebleed and my nose has been blocked ever since. today, being monday, my nose is still misbehaving and my head still hurts. on the plus side, my eye works again.

i was ever so slightly consumed with the idea that i had chipped my skull, and was suffering from intense internal bleeding, which caused my eye to give up. i honestly thought i was going to black out in primark among the cheap and cheerful piles of t shirts. scary.

i should go to the doctor really.

in other news:

theres a new boy in my class and i'm in love with him. i dont know his name, or where he came from but i want his babies.

as you can tell, i have stepped back into the realm of heterosexuality. yay.